Currently winning at life
We’re moving house at nighttime because fuck summer and fuck the sun.
You know that song from the jungle book? “I wanna be like yououou. I wanna walk like you, talk like you..” yeah, the exact opposite of how i want to be. I wanna be like meee..
It’s coming up to the six month mark and I’m seriously in need of some more needle therapy. to continue with my fox and the hound leg or to start on my left, these are life’s big questions…
A little kid sneezed at work today and his mum told him off because he didn’t cover his mouth with his hand. His response was:
I don’t want to cover my mouth with my hand. What if goobies come out?
The wine i bought has cats on it and i didn’t even realise. it’s like this was meant to be!!
Oh goodie, more kesha!!